Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Quotes of the Week

Quotes of the Week

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
-- George Carlin

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
-- H. L. Mencken

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.
-- Paul Valery, 1895

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
-- Jay Leno
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (1938) "Vendredi"

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
-- Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One

Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
-- Evan Esar, Esar's Comic Dictionary

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
-- Vince Lombardi

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
-- Evelyn Waugh, Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)

The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.
-- Henry James

Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war.
-- Norman Mailer, Armies Of The Night

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
-- Thomas Berger

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
-- William Safire

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
-- Patrick Young

Motivational Quotes of the Week

Motivational Quotes of the Week

The body is an instrument, the mind its function, the witness and reward of its operation.
-- George Santayana

I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
-- Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, June 2003

Worry is a misuse of imagination.
-- Dan Zadra

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
-- Ruth Benedict

Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
-- Margaret Fuller

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly.
-- Thomas H. Huxley

Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
-- C. S. Lewis, 'The Pilgrim's Regress'

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi, quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982

It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it.
-- Robert E. Lee, Statement at the Battle of Fredericksburg (13th December 1862)

Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
-- Bagdikian's Observation

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-- Thomas A. Edison

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
-- Samuel Johnson, from Boswell's Life of Johnson

Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.
-- Michael McClary

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
-- John D. Rockefeller

You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
-- Vicomte de Chateaubriand

Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?
-- John Clarke, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina, 1639

Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
-- Hannah Green

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
-- Earl Warren

Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
-- Julius Rosenwald

If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
-- Lois McMaster Bujold, Diplomatic Immunity, 2002

Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.
-- Peter Minard

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
-- Aesop

My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life.
-- Miles Davis

Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one-directionally, without regret or reservation.
-- William H. Sheldon

The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing.
-- Henry S. Haskins

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.
-- Logan Pearsall Smith

The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
-- Matthew Arnold, 'God and the Bible,' 1875

Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
-- Minna Thomas Antrim

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
-- Thomas Babington Macaulay

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
-- Robertson Davies, "A Voice from the Attic", 1960

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
-- Cindy Gardner

Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
-- Stephen King, "Everything You Need to Know About Writing Successfully - in Ten Minutes", 1988