There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
-- Woodrow Wilson
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
-- Doug Larson
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper
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